Argyll
The Shape of It
A mainland of sea-lochs that dead-end like interrupted thoughts, and twenty-three inhabited islands beyond.
The name itself is the clue: Earra-Ghàidheal in Gaelic, meaning the coast, or borderland, of the Gaels. Argyll is where the sea is not a barrier but a road. The fjord-like sea-lochs bite so deeply into the mainland that a driver heading for the next coastal town may face a journey of a hundred road miles to cover what a fisherman could row in five. The Norse, who settled here for something like five hundred years, recognised the landscape immediately. It looked like home. They left their own marks in the place-names, though the Gaelic eventually swallowed most of them.
Ardnamurchan Point, the westernmost point on the British mainland, lies within historic Argyll. Kintyre hangs southward like a tail, only twelve miles of sea from Northern Ireland at its tip — close enough that, for centuries, the Irish coast and the Kintyre coast were essentially a single cultural zone, their Gaelic dialects almost indistinguishable. The Paps of Jura, three quartzite hills visible from great distances, served as a navigational landmark for centuries of Atlantic crossings.
The Gulf of Corryvreckan, the narrow strait between Jura and Scarba, contains one of the most violent stretches of water in the British Isles. A submerged pyramid of basalt rises near the surface; the Atlantic tide, forced into the channel at speeds of up to eight and a half knots, meets it and the result is a standing wave, a howling roar audible twenty miles away, and a whirlpool the old Gaelic name describes perfectly: Coire Bhreacain, the cauldron of the speckled seas. In Gaelic tradition the hag goddess Cailleach washes her great plaid here every autumn until it comes out white — the snow that covers the mountains. She has been doing this for some time.
Kilmartin Glen, a few miles north of Lochgilphead, contains more than three hundred and fifty ancient monuments within a six-mile radius: cairns, standing stones, carved rock art, and cists stretching back to around 3000 BC. In terms of density of Neolithic and Bronze Age remains, there is nowhere on the Scottish mainland that comes close.
The twenty-three inhabited islands range from Mull, large enough to have a distillery, a cathedral ruin, and a resident population of golden eagles, down to islands with a single permanent inhabitant. Argyll's administrative boundary has shifted over the centuries — it once included the whole of what is now western Scotland north to Ardnamurchan, a territory so large that the county was second in size only to Inverness-shire. The 1975 local government reorganisation shrank it, gave it Bute for company, and moved the county offices from historic Inveraray to Lochgilphead. Inveraray took this philosophically.
Notable Folk
Kings, governors, puffer-captains, and the man who put the moving image on a screen.
The Tongue
Gaelic, in an Argyll flavour: older than Scotland, closer to Ireland than to Edinburgh.
The Gaelic of Argyll — particularly of Kintyre, Islay, and the southern parishes — sits closer to Ulster Irish than to the Outer Hebridean dialects that now dominate what survives of the language. Other Scottish Gaelic speakers have long noticed this. Linguists describe the South Argyll dialect as sharing “Irish and Manx affinities not found further north.” When fishermen from Islay and Donegal talked across the water for generations, they were not quite switching languages. The sea joined them; the mountains of the mainland separated them from Edinburgh. Argyll Gaelic was the original Scottish Gaelic: the language of Dàl Riata, spoken here before there was a Scotland to speak it in.
The Argyll mainland now has virtually no native fluent Gaelic speakers left. The language that shaped every field, burn, hill, and harbour in the region exists in those names, embedded in the landscape even when nobody passing through can read them. Islay and Tiree still have small living communities of speakers; elsewhere, it is memory speaking through the map.
The phonetic character of Argyll Gaelic is notably distinct from the Hebridean norm. Linguists remark on the frequency of glottal stops, and on certain vowel qualities — particularly in North Argyll and Mull — that are unusual elsewhere in Scottish Gaelic. A 1938 University of Uppsala study specifically examined Argyllshire Gaelic as a distinct object of research. A Norwegian also found it sufficiently unusual to investigate. The language appreciates attention from wherever it comes.
Place Names
Almost nothing in Argyll is named in English. The rest was named by the Norse. A small residue was corrupted by Ordnance Survey mapmakers.
The eighteenth-century rebuilding of Inveraray is one of the odder episodes in Scottish urban history. The town had stood at the mouth of the Aray since medieval times. The third Duke of Argyll decided its proximity ruined his prospect across Loch Fyne and had the entire town rebuilt — at some distance. The new town, laid out in the 1740s and 1750s, is now considered a fine example of Georgian planned townscape. The old town has vanished entirely. The Duke’s view is said to have been improved.
At the Table
Oysters, whirlpool-smoked whisky, and the rise and fall of the town that was briefly the spirit capital of the world.
Loch Fyne gave its name to a style of kipper and to the oyster beds that became Argyll’s other great marine offering. Oban, which exports significant quantities of shellfish across continental Europe, holds the self-bestowed title of Seafood Capital of Scotland. Islay’s whisky distilleries — nine of them, producing heavily peated malts that taste of the Atlantic — draw pilgrims from around the world. The Ardbeg distillery produces a whisky named Corryvreckan after the whirlpool a few miles to the north. One is presumably recommended for calm days only.
The Rise and Fall of Campbeltown
Campbeltown, at the southern tip of Kintyre, was once called the Whisky Capital of the World, and for a period in the Victorian era this was not mere boosterism. At its peak in 1835, twenty-nine licensed distilleries were operating simultaneously within the burgh. By 1891, with a population of barely two thousand people, Campbeltown was reportedly the wealthiest town in Britain per capita. The fertile Kintyre fields, the peat bogs, the harbour, and a ready market in Glasgow — connected by steamships before the roads were fit for purpose — had made the town something close to a small empire in single malt.
It did not last. Quality declined as demand outpaced care. The First World War depressed the market and closed stills. American Prohibition removed a major export destination. The Drumlemble coal mine, which had supplied the fuel for the distilleries, closed in 1923. By the mid-1930s, only two distilleries survived: Springbank and Glen Scotia. A third, Glengyle, was eventually revived in the 2000s to preserve Campbeltown’s status as a recognised whisky region under Scotch Whisky Association rules — the minimum being three. It is currently three. Springbank has been operated by the same family since 1828, is the only distillery in Scotland that carries out the entire production process — malting, distilling, maturing, bottling — on one site, and produces a whisky sometimes described by experts as having an “industrial funk.” They mean this admiringly.
Campbeltown’s remaining cinema, opened in 1913, is one of the oldest purpose-built picture houses in Scotland and has been described as one of the few surviving “atmospheric” cinemas in Europe. It was restored with National Lottery funding. The town that lost thirty distilleries kept its cinema. There is a lesson here, though what exactly it is remains unclear.
Songs & Texts
What Argyll has said, and what has been said about it, in the words that have stuck.
“She is the smartest boat in the tred,” said Para Handy, with conviction. “There is not her like in the whole of the Clyde for rale genuane style.”
— Neil Munro, The Vital Spark, 1906
“The worst thing aboot the Vital Spark,” said Para Handy, meditatively, “is that she is not exactly what you might call a hand’ome boat. She is a boat that would be better-looking if she wass kept cleaner.”
— Neil Munro
The abbot of Iona is said to have refused to remain on Kintyre for this reason: that Ireland could still be seen across the water, and his vow forbade it. He sailed on until the view behind him was entirely sea.
— after Adomnán, Vita Columbae, c. 697 AD
“The gulf is very violent and dangerous. No vessel should then attempt this passage without local knowledge.”
“It is in an extremely un-get-atable place.”
He meant this as a recommendation. He nearly died there in August 1947. He finished the book.
“The Father of Australia.”
Lachlan Macquarie, born on the island of Ulva, tenant’s son, died in London in 1824. The mausoleum is maintained by the National Trust of Australia. The man who gave Australia its name lies on a Scottish island most Australians could not locate on a map.
“In order to make you understand how extraordinarily it has affected me, I send you something which came into my head there.”
— Felix Mendelssohn, letter to his sister Fanny, 7 August 1829, enclosing the first bars of what would become the Hebrides Overture (Op. 26)
Did You Know?
Things that are true about Argyll, presented without the distance that makes them sound ordinary.
- That Dunadd, a modest rocky outcrop rising from a bog a few miles north of Lochgilphead, was the inaugural site of the kings of Dàl Riata, the kingdom that became Scotland? A footprint carved into the stone just below the summit was used in the coronation ceremony: the new king placed his foot in it, symbolically marrying himself to the land. The footprint is approximately a size seven. An undeciphered Ogham inscription and a carved boar share the same rock. The site is still freely accessible to visitors, without barriers or admission, which is either civilised or alarming depending on your temperament.
- That the man who gave Australia its name — used officially for the first time in a government document in 1817 — was born on the island of Ulva, off Mull, the son of a sub-tenant farmer who could not stock his own fields and shared them with two other tenants? Lachlan Macquarie’s mausoleum on Mull is maintained at the expense of Australia.
- That the island of Iona, not quite two miles long, contains the graves of forty-eight Scottish kings, including Macbeth and Duncan I? The gravelled enclosure known as the Rèilig Odhràin has been receiving royal burials since before recorded history. Norwegian kings are also buried here. The island’s total population currently numbers around one hundred and twenty people.
- That George Orwell’s whirlpool incident was rather worse than it is sometimes described? The engine was torn from the boat. The boat capsized. The party was stranded on a rock with a three-year-old child and no supplies for two hours in the North Atlantic before being spotted. Orwell was already seriously ill with tuberculosis at the time. He went back to Jura, finished the manuscript, and died sixteen months after the book came out.
- That Campbeltown once had twenty-nine licensed distilleries operating simultaneously — in a town of under two thousand people? The air over the burgh was reportedly thick with peat smoke, and Campbeltown Loch became polluted from the sheer volume of distilling effluent. By the mid-1930s two distilleries remained. There are now three, which is enough to keep the region’s official classification, but only just.
- That the Corryvreckan whirlpool can be heard from twenty miles away? The roar is caused by Atlantic tide forcing through the narrow channel at eight and a half knots, meeting a submerged basalt pinnacle that rises to within twenty-nine metres of the surface. The Royal Navy once classified the Gulf as unnavigable, though this is disputed. The nearby Grey Dogs passage is still formally classified as unnavigable.
- That Kintyre is closer to Northern Ireland than to Edinburgh? The Mull of Kintyre sits twelve miles across the water from the Antrim coast. The road from Campbeltown to Edinburgh is around a hundred and fifty miles. The cultural links across that twelve-mile channel are older than either nation state.
- That the Book of Kells — the eighth-century illuminated gospel manuscript, arguably the most celebrated example of Insular art, now in Trinity College Dublin — was probably begun in Iona? Work on it is thought to have started in the Iona scriptorium and been carried to Ireland by monks fleeing repeated Viking raids. Pigments chemically consistent with those used in the Book of Kells have been found in excavations at Dunadd. The great centres of artistic production were connected.
- That Castle Stalker, a four-storey tower house on a small tidal islet in Loch Laich near Port Appin, was used as a filming location for Monty Python and the Holy Grail? The Pythons could only use it for a single afternoon, which is why the ending of the film has the quality it does. The castle’s Gaelic name, Stalcaire, means falconer or hunter. It was abandoned in 1840 and restored in 1965.
- That Neil Munro, born in Inveraray in 1863, once received a letter addressed simply to “Neil Munro, The Clyde, Scotland”, and it was delivered? He was, at that point, editor of the Glasgow Evening News and one of the most widely read authors in Scotland. He is now primarily remembered as the man who wrote Para Handy under a pen name he invented so people would not associate the stories with his serious work.
- That the island of Jura — where Orwell wrote, where the Corryvreckan churns, where the Paps stand over the peat bog — has a deer population roughly thirty times its human population? The current human population is around two hundred. The deer arrived first and have not yet been persuaded to leave.
- That when Lachlan Macquarie ran short of cash in New South Wales in 1813, he took a gold doubloon and punched the centre out, then declared both the outer ring and the central plug to be currency — effectively inventing money from a single coin? The “Holey Dollar” and its extracted “Dump” became Australia’s first locally produced currency.
- That the Ben Cruachan hydroelectric power station, built inside the mountain above Loch Awe in 1965, can accelerate from standstill to full generating capacity in thirty seconds? It stores energy by pumping water to a reservoir during low demand periods and releasing it through turbines when demand peaks. Visitors may tour the cavern, which is large enough to contain the Royal Albert Hall. The mountain looks exactly as it always has from the outside.
- That Felix Mendelssohn visited Staffa in 1829 at the age of twenty and wrote down the opening bars of what became the Hebrides Overture the same evening, describing the cave as having affected him “extraordinarily”? He had been seasick on the approach and the weather was poor. The overture was premiered two years later, revised several times, and is now one of the most performed pieces of concert music in the world. The cave that inspired it sits on an uninhabited island accessible only by boat.
- That Clan MacTavish has documented continuous presence in the Dunardary area of Argyll for over nine hundred years? A note in the Scots Magazine from 1793 describes them as “a highly esteemed and ancient family, having held the Dunardary estate for over nine centuries.” Working backwards from 1793 places their arrival in the area around 893 AD. The estate has since changed hands.
This page draws on a range of published sources including the Statistical Account of Scotland (1791–1799), Adomnán’s Vita Columbae (c. 697 AD), the Australian Dictionary of Biography, David Stirk’s The Distilleries of Campbeltown (2005), Neil Munro’s collected Para Handy stories (1906–1923), the Wikipedia pages for Gulf of Corryvreckan and Lachlan Macquarie, reports from Historic Environment Scotland on Dunadd, and a selection of local history and linguistic sources. The selection, arrangement, and any errors of emphasis are ours. The whirlpool’s errors are its own.